"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
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I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
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Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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