I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
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I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
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Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
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