Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
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I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
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New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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