YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
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Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
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You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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