he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
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Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
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Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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