i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
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It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
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He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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