We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
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Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
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You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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