It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
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It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
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We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
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I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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