so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
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Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
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I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
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