You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
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alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
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Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
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