I must be too annoying 4 u.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
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we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Randomize