I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
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"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
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He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Randomize