I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
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I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
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After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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