1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
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I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
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I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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