i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
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First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
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Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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