Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
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We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
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Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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