Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
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Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
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my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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