Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
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I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
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Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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