i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
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Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
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So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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