I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
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My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
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it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
So vagazzling was a success
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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