end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
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That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
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When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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