Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
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I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
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…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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