I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
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Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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