airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
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i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
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I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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