try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
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U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
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The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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