remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
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Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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