So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
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cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
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When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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