Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
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Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
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Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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