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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
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I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
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Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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