if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
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Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
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Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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