I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
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toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
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Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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