We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
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I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
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I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
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