The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
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My ATM looks so different sober.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
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You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize