the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
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You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
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He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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