you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
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You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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