I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
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hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
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I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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