watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
we made out on top of his cat.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
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Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
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pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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