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You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
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Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Green mimosas i think yes
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
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Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
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