i think my tv is drunk
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
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All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
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I think your dad took our porno
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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