So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
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She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
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so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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