its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize