In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
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As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
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Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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