Barsexuality is the new black.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
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hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
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Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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