I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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