I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
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Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
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I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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