ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
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so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
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I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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