508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
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I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
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I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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