Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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