Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
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I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
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Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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