Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
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marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
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He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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